maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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