all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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