ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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