Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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