I feel great
I just peed on a car
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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