She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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