Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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