BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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