sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
The ass gains better be worth it
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