Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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