was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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