First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
