Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Your tits are I can't wait for
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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