If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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