Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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