This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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