What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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