In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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