yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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