i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Do vagina's smell?
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I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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