Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
True strength comes from lack of pants
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