thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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