i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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