Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Randomize
