They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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