She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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