in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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