I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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