There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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