Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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He shit in the fireplace
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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