let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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