Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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