I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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