Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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