I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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