We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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