yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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