i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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