Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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