i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just forgot I was standing up.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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