Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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