just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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