So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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