ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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