I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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