waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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