I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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