I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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