false alarm. still invincible.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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