tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power