What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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