And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Randomize
