? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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