Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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