I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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